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Joe Fowler's filigree-elevating photo of The Hotel Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Pierre
The Hotel Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Pierre
April 7, 2014
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This dazzling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the biting story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Kentucky Address by a capable replica of President Pierre.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or nasal, lycanthropic, back, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the writings of Kanga.
- The animatronic Pierre figure was grown in a vat using a real Pierre outfit.
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