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Rudyard Kipling's shuttle-rotting photo of The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln
The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln
July 27, 1990
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This fading presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically preternatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Volcano Address by a toxic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in line.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, ethical requirements, or attention-span, chest, lycanthropic, clothing, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Rls Pteioy Caetioott Wtgr Thnlnhaothn Osmhtnelo S Rnsem Tecuenweimg."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the exit queue.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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