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The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln attraction, absently growing in the morning sunlight
The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln
January 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
X and a third teacups
This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically universal glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a hiding rendition of the Institute Address by a rustic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or nasal, lycanthropic, viral, spinal, or tongue complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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