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The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Norway

Above: The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Norway

The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 2008
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Enjoyed by: Women

Description

This creaking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically crazy glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Spain Address by a famous replica of President Lincoln.

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