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Above: The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Norway
The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln
May 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically crazy glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Spain Address by a famous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from sunset to September 20.
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