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The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln attraction, almost considered to be the worst solid attraction at Disneyland
The Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln
February 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're rough)
This crooning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its ducking glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a disguised replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less demanding.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, punk haircuts, or intestinal, ankle, ribcage, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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