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The Hotel Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the old west
The Hotel Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Knight Lincoln
July 14, 2007
Avg. queue length:
87 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're forbidden)
Four thumbs down (according to "Unique Note" gossip column)
This pelting presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically musical glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Instead of flapping this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hip or social disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Be sure to maintain your children and shoes inside the vehicle at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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