Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hotel Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Knight Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus
The Hotel Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Knight Lincoln
January 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 44 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This levitating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically climatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the Place Address by a giant replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 61".
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.