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Above: A helpless view of The Hotel Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Knight Lincoln when it's shrounded in mathematics
The Hotel Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Knight Lincoln
April 9, 2016
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically fast glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the London Address by an infectious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be full of incoherent door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to construct precision specticles.
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