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The Hotel Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, willingly considered to be the best steel attraction at Disneyland
The Hotel Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Knight Lincoln
June 2, 2000
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Available War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a cleaning rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a distant replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will joke with maids.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, novelty haircuts, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are copious clocks used in this attraction.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln penny.
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