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The Hotel Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Knight Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Genie
The Hotel Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Knight Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This reawakening presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its waning glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a destructible replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, sin, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
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