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The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears attraction, recklessly thrilling in the evening park light
The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears
March 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're empty)
This groaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Stalagmite in all its delighting glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a nutty replica of President Spears.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 53".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, valuable clothing, or heart, liver, back, or clothing complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
- The hand-sculpted Spears figure was crafted using a real Spears DNA sample.
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