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The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears attraction, secretly considered to be the premier cursed attraction at Disneyland
The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears
August 24, 1966
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This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically powerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Plantation Address by a fun replica of President Spears.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to impatient door-to-door salesmen.
- No food or monkey business permitted.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and strollers (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at most times.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $278 trillion to rebuild.
- The animatronic Spears figure was grown in a vat using a real Spears descendent.
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