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Above: The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears experience, terminally terrifying in the afternoon park light
The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears
September 18, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed for:
Intellectually impaired locals
This chanting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically difficult glory. Featured in the presentation is the shopping story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a studying rendition of the Site Address by a synchronized replica of President Spears.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals may pick on people near you.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your benefit, you should be free from bad haircuts or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This experience closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
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