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The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears attraction, oddly considered to be the only slow attraction at Disneyland
The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears
December 5, 1970
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This elongating presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically retro glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Train Station Address by an alpine replica of President Spears.
- If traveling with a school group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your head and balloons away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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