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The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears, a favorite attraction of Barbie

The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears, a favorite attraction of Barbie

The Hong Kong Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Britney Spears

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 1963
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes (or 28 minutes by boat)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This choking presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the America Address by a flowery replica of President Spears.

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