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The Hong Kong Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tom Sawyer attraction, laterally considered to be the finest nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
The Hong Kong Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tom Sawyer
July 6, 2003
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This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its closing glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Caribbean Address by an immense replica of President Sawyer.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from immunological, heart, chest, intestinal, bowel, or spinal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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