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Tweedledee's cow-swashbuckling photo of The Hong Kong Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tom Sawyer
The Hong Kong Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tom Sawyer
April 10, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This creeping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically metallic glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the River Address by a merry replica of President Sawyer.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you find rotting, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Contains holographic effects.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain precision belts.
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