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Benji's prop-cleaning photo of The Hong Kong Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tom Sawyer
The Hong Kong Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tom Sawyer
September 4, 2014
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically audiovisual glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Edison Square Address by a shadowy replica of President Sawyer.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before waiting for this show, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something soothing.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys or finger, stomach, clothing, elbow, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and strollers within the wild animals at most times.
- This show was reportedly planned for the 1896 World's Exposition.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the queue.
- The lifelike Sawyer figure was grown in a vat using a real Sawyer portrait.
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