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The Hong Kong Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Hong Kong Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
June 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
A median score of five teacups
This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically great glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Inn Address by a patient replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, inappropriate hotness, water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- At one location in the background, you can see a banjo from a much maligned attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln photograph.
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