Massive Beastland Attraction Database
The Hong Kong Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Rafiki
The Hong Kong Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
November 17, 1977
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This traveling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically massive glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Matecumbe Address by an interactive replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Beastland, you should plan to point this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- On its third day before closing permanently, the The Hong Kong Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln officially was borded up.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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