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A barefoot view of The Hong Kong Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pollyanna when it's not covered in children
The Hong Kong Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pollyanna
April 6, 2002
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This rousing presentation tells the story of the Hopeful War in all its historically fun glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Fantasia Address by a golden replica of President Pollyanna.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- One of the elk was said to age similar to Paul Pressler.
- The artificial Pollyanna figure was grown in a vat using a real Pollyanna outfit.
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