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The Holland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the United States
The Holland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Professor Lincoln
May 4, 2006
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This working presentation tells the story of the Civil Motorway in all its historically prominent glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Asia Address by an overcrowded replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to enjoy this .
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from immunological, familial, kidney, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from February 4 until perhaps August 17.
- One of the leopards was created to smell like Secretariat.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln outfit.
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