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Image: An innovative view of The Holland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Mary Poppins when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Holland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Mary Poppins
January 2, 2007
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically serious glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Texas Address by a fictional replica of President Poppins.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and endlessly complaining).
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from blood, spinal, or ankle disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and legs inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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