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The Holland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
The Holland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter
July 9, 1974
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically strong glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Oz Address by a vengeful replica of President Linkletter.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and cough.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters or personal, wrist, blood, ankle, or liver disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's tedious queue.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Make sure to hold your children and balloons inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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