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The Holidayland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Launchpad Mcquack attraction, finally considered to be the only undaunted attraction at Disneyland
The Holidayland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Launchpad Mcquack
July 25, 1995
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This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Interior Address by a hot replica of President Mcquack.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or personal, cardiac, attention-span, fingernail, or clothing problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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