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Above: The Holidayland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive
The Holidayland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
September 16, 1968
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This carousing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a striped replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or lycanthropic or romantic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
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