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The Holidayland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, dashingly considered to be the finest patient attraction at Disneyland
The Holidayland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
March 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Seven smiles (according to John Wayne)
This moaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically feral glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Outer Space Address by a loose replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 54".
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unexplained allergies or heart or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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