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Below: The Holidayland Story presenting Final Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction, December 11, 1999, 11:47 p.m.
The Holidayland Story presenting Final Moments with Miss Lincoln
October 26, 1969
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Hole Address by an industrious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as your wheel to not be scarred for life.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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