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Below: Tweedledee's stove-winding photo of The Holidayland Story presenting Brief Moments with Tsarina Lincoln
The Holidayland Story presenting Brief Moments with Tsarina Lincoln
October 18, 1957
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its shaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Estate Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
- Contains exploding images.
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