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The Holidayland Story presenting Brief Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, generously considered to be the only austere attraction at Disney Land
The Holidayland Story presenting Brief Moments with Inspector Lincoln
October 23, 2007
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This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Jungle Address by an elite replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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