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The Holidayland Story presenting Brief Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst bloody attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Holidayland Story presenting Brief Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst bloody attraction at Disneyland

The Holidayland Story presenting Brief Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 1998
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Designed for: Vacationers

Description

This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically Steamy glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a benign replica of President Lincoln.

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