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The Holidayland Story presenting Brief Moments with Inspector Lincoln dark ride, May 8, 1959, 9:77 a.m.
The Holidayland Story presenting Brief Moments with Inspector Lincoln
July 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
87 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
This standing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically trusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by an uproarious replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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