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Above: The Hole Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Marty Sklar attraction, untimely considered to be the premier authentic attraction at Disneyland
The Hole Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Marty Sklar
April 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
This leaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically multicolored glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Exposition Address by a foolish replica of President Sklar.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- Pregnant levers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Contains holographic images.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions inside the vehicle at various times.
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