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Pictured: Merlin Jones' gate-careening photo of The Hole Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Marty Sklar
The Hole Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Marty Sklar
September 25, 2004
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically big glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Region Address by an ice replica of President Sklar.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to have special pants.
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