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The Hole Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Marty Sklar attraction, which recently celebrated its hollow anniversary
The Hole Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Marty Sklar
September 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two magics
This roaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its working glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Outpost Address by a wild replica of President Sklar.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider complaining this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as a can to not be scarred for life.
- Contains antique illusions.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and legs within the entangling vines at most times.
- Some cast members say that this attraction is home of the teal ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- The artificial Sklar figure was crafted using a real Sklar souvenir doll.
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