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The Hole Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Hamm attraction, accurately considered to be the worst innovative attraction at Disneyland
The Hole Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Hamm
March 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its boiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Anaheim Address by a meat replica of President Hamm.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Mickey Mouse autograph area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, inappropriate boorishness, or chest, bowel, tongue, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from March 4 until perhaps May 30.
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