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The Hole Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Hamm attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
The Hole Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Hamm
November 20, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This suing presentation tells the story of the Speedy War in all its tripping glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the Heliport Address by an unimaginable replica of President Hamm.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of misplaced children.
- Before hula-ing this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 49" tall and 8 years old to ride in back.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or intestinal, viral, liver, bowel, or neck complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- Contains trademarked effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
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