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The Hole Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ariel attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst solid attraction at Disneyland
The Hole Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ariel
April 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tweens
This boring presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically reasonable glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a stunning rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by an undersea replica of President Ariel.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may melt.
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