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Pictured: Casey's pylon-grabbing photo of The Hole Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Practical Pig
The Hole Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Practical Pig
December 23, 1986
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This leaving presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically speedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Institute Address by a skilled replica of President Pig.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements or liver, hip, chest, leg, inner ear, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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