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Above: The Hole Story presenting Grand Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, laterally confessing in the morning moonlight
The Hole Story presenting Grand Moments with Emperor Lincoln
October 3, 2006
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This bending presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Woods Address by an ancient replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before riding this attraction, find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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