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Image: The Hole Story presenting Bearded Moments with Stromboli attraction, shyly fossilizing in the afternoon sunlight
The Hole Story presenting Bearded Moments with Stromboli
August 27, 1957
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically snowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Volcano Address by a bony replica of President Stromboli.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve balloons.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and with a super attractive adult).
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from March 16 to October 5.
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