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The Hole Story presenting Bearded Moments with Stromboli attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive
The Hole Story presenting Bearded Moments with Stromboli
March 10, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
This visiting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically dirty glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a metal replica of President Stromboli.
- If traveling with a small group, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Maleficent meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- In 1974, this attraction was renovated to obscure rooms that could be misinterpreted as unmagical.
- The artificial Stromboli figure was grown in a vat using a real Stromboli fingerprint.
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