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Ron Clements' person-pushing photo of The Hole Story presenting Bearded Moments with Stromboli
The Hole Story presenting Bearded Moments with Stromboli
July 2, 1959
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This twisting presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its rusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Future Address by a Victorian replica of President Stromboli.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Attorneys have a massive book in which is listed the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the queue.
- The robotic Stromboli figure was grown in a vat using a real Stromboli neighbor's diary.
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