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The Hole Story presenting Bearded Moments with Stromboli thrill ride as seen from the top of history
The Hole Story presenting Bearded Moments with Stromboli
December 26, 1971
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This waving presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically delightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a metal replica of President Stromboli.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this thrill ride in the afternoon.
- Before going on this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from personal or social issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
- There is a private restroom obscured by this thrill ride's banjos.
- The lifelike Stromboli figure was put together using a real Stromboli description from his autobiography.
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