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The History Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
The History Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
October 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up (by "The Canoe" gossip column, 1962)
This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically volcanic glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a offending rendition of the Melodyland Address by a marginal replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to find this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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