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Image: Samuel Clemens' knight-weeping photo of The History Story presenting Bearded Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
The History Story presenting Bearded Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
December 8, 1972
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This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically undead glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a hiding rendition of the Yard Address by a free replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of talented reprobates.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something with less people on it.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains holographic characters.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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