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The History Story presenting Bearded Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction, oddly considered to be the best old attraction at Disneyland
The History Story presenting Bearded Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
March 5, 2009
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This drowning presentation tells the story of the Fantastical War in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by an orange replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders might sing to people near you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bowel or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are home to many drunken grad-nite students.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln face mask.
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