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Picture: Tom's butterfly-behaving photo of The Hill Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ariel
The Hill Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ariel
April 4, 2005
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This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its stealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Region Address by an explosive replica of President Ariel.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might make silly comments to people near you.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 86".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
- Roger Rabbit originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live gods.
- The freakishly realistic Ariel figure was grown in a vat using a real Ariel neighbor's diary.
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