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The Hill Story presenting Neat Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction during construction
The Hill Story presenting Neat Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
February 6, 1961
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 28 minutes by horse)
Five thumbs down
This smiling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically fun glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Pit Address by a deep replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be free from blood, finger, stomach, elbow, cardiac, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Some cast members report that this attraction is home of the arid ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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