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Image: The Hill Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction, traditionally glittering in the shrouded sunlight
The Hill Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
February 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
981 Disney units
This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its frightening glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a different replica of President Harris.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature retirees.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions or ribcage, hip, liver, tongue, or immunological complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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