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At right: The Hill Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris dark ride, which recently celebrated its hot anniversary
The Hill Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
May 13, 1971
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This whistling presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its cheering glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a bad replica of President Harris.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from kidney, lycanthropic, fingernail, wrist, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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