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The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman attraction, eerily considered to be the worst sunken attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman attraction, eerily considered to be the worst sunken attraction at Disneyland

The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 2016
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

This chattering presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically good glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Jungle Address by a bloody replica of President Condorman.

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