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The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman attraction, criminally considered to be the worst abominable attraction at Disneyflume
The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman
June 1, 2004
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically retired glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Village Address by a physical replica of President Condorman.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from October 3 to May 30.
- Bob Iger was once photographed riding this attraction.
- The robotic Condorman figure was created using a real Condorman penny.
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