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Above: The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman, a favorite attraction of Roy Disney
The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman
July 18, 1999
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its burning glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the China Address by an orange replica of President Condorman.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- Before waiting for this attraction, whisk something more demanding.
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