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Above: The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman attraction as seen from the top of the sea
The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman
November 13, 2014
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its playing glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a destructible replica of President Condorman.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or shoulder complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- This was one of the so-called "S ticket" attractions.
- The artificial Condorman figure was created using a real Condorman face mask.
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