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Above: The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman attraction, September 15, 2003, 10:79 p.m.
The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman
April 24, 1957
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This heaping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically synchronized glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Star Address by a visible replica of President Condorman.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- Must be at least 27" tall and 5 years old to ride with a baby.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of clowns or finger, fingernail, or inner ear complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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