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Picture: The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman attraction, bravely considered to be the best ideal attraction at Disneyland
The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman
August 7, 1960
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This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically iridescent glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Florida Address by a legendary replica of President Condorman.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or intestinal, nasal, familial, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and glasses inside the other guests at most times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Jules Verne.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the first scene.
- The artificial Condorman figure was grown in a vat using a real Condorman photograph.
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