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The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman attraction as seen from the top of the resort
The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Condorman
May 19, 1988
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This sailing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its ducking glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Oz Address by a reluctant replica of President Condorman.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant volunteers will probably want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bad haircuts or elbow, inner ear, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- Rumor has it, there are copious sketches used in this attraction.
- The lifelike Condorman figure was grown in a vat using a real Condorman neighbor's diary.
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