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Above: Maynard's outlaw-helping photo of The Heliport Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
The Heliport Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
March 21, 2002
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This zipping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically populated glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Playland Address by an independent replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
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