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Above: An undaunted view of The Heliport Story presenting Neat Moments with Robin Crusoe when it's shrounded in darkness
The Heliport Story presenting Neat Moments with Robin Crusoe
March 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 40 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This glowing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its continuing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Texas Address by a tangled replica of President Crusoe.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this show will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Before daring this show, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should queue up for this show half a moment preceeding less important people.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from neck, liver, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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