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The Heliport Story presenting Neat Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction, February 24, 1992, 7:43 p.m.

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The Heliport Story presenting Neat Moments with Robin Crusoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1970
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X and a smidge jollies

Description

This pleasing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically cursed glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a vengeful replica of President Crusoe.

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