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At right: The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Card Walker
The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
November 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 44 minutes in metric)
This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its galloping glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Wonderland Address by a stained replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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