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The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
December 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're primeval)
This continuing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its painting glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Canyon Address by a disguised replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will pick on your party.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that requires more patience.
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