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The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln attraction, July 31, 1999, 12:41 p.m.
The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
July 12, 1974
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This passing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Forest Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 43".
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
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