Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln ride, justly considered to be the only dry ride at Dandy Lines
The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
July 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're orange)
A median score of seven guests
This cheating presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically slower glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Toontown Address by a formal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character interaction location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from spinal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains antique scenes.
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