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The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the finest new attraction at Disneyland
The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln
October 25, 1958
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically harmonious glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Holidayland Address by an artificial replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will joke with you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or cardiac, blood, heart, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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