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Lonnie Burr's panel-whistling photo of The Heliport Story presenting Disnified Moments with Minister Lincoln
The Heliport Story presenting Disnified Moments with Minister Lincoln
October 27, 2011
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Rating for cauldrons:
Greater than seven plusses
This bending presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically goofy glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Critter Country Address by a miniature replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After reposing this attraction, custom demands that you try something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 61" (without stilts).
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and strollers within the entangling vines at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- The parking structures behind this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the second room.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln face mask.
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