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At right: Ollie Johnson's bar-sleeping photo of The Heliport Story presenting Disnified Moments with Minister Lincoln
The Heliport Story presenting Disnified Moments with Minister Lincoln
June 22, 1959
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically velvet glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Missouri Address by a beloved replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to participate.
- Maximum width 82".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, punk haircuts, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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