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The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Cynthia Harriss
The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
December 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter plusses (from Abraham Lincoln)
This crawling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically lighthearted glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Denmark Address by a wee replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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