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Clarabelle Cow's laser-bursting photo of The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln

Clarabelle Cow's laser-bursting photo of The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln

The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: June 13, 1957
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
Rating: Plus or minus zero jollies

Description

This zooming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically deep glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Store Address by a delightful replica of President Lincoln.

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