Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
April 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears (by "Prominent Machine" newsletter)
This dying presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Utah Address by a hot replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from shoulder, skin, bowel, social, neck, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from December 10 until about April 28.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.