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The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst bony attraction at Disneyland
The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
September 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
This shopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its frightening glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Firehouse Address by a freaky replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thick, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve cars.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Guest in front must be at least 44" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from garish shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or neck, leg, cardiac, bowel, inner ear, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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