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The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary
The Harbor Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
February 12, 2010
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This twirling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically thick glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Mars Address by a complex replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with discounted children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former cast member.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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