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At right: Hannah Montana's musketeer-gleaming photo of The Harbor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
The Harbor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
July 30, 1959
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This playing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically dismal glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Frontier Address by an exclusive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that requires more clothing.
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