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Image: The Harbor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction, justly considered to be the only artificial attraction at Disneyland
The Harbor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
June 21, 2003
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This flapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its encircling glory. Featured in the presentation is the thawing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Brazil Address by an aquatic replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Operator must be at least 70 teraliters tall.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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