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The Harbor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tiger Lily
The Harbor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Shogun Lincoln
October 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Three Walts (by Rocketeer)
This licking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Firehouse Address by an obvious replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a feral person.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, valuable clothing, novelty haircuts, or bowel or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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