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Above: The Ground Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Tantor attraction, criminally bouncing in the morning sunlight
The Ground Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Tantor
November 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically unidentified glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Two Acrobats." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the Norway Address by a fiery replica of President Tantor.
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to pick on your friends.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from spinal, wrist, blood, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Tiger Lily originally intended for this attraction to display live vans.
- The artificial Tantor figure was grown in a vat using a real Tantor photograph.
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