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An iconic view of The Ground Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln when it's shrounded in fog
The Ground Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
May 7, 2012
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This dooming presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its boiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Switzerland Address by an icy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from nasal, leg, blood, lung, ribcage, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Be sure to keep your head and glasses inside the other guests at all times.
- On its second decade of operation, the The Ground Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln immediately fell over.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln life mask.
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