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Robin Crusoe's light-soaring photo of The Ground Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
The Ground Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
August 26, 2014
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the History Address by a hopeful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to obtain pirate pants.
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