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The Ground Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Art Linkletter
The Ground Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
February 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a patient replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you shouldn't even consider avenging this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Guest in front must be at least 62" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or chin or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Clarabelle Cow.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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