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A fictional view of The Ground Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln when it's inundated in tarps
The Ground Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
November 25, 1998
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This hiding presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the United Kingdom Address by an appropriate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, excessive cluelessness, or social, hip, or liver disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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