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Above: The Ground Story presenting Brief Moments with Kuzco attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
The Ground Story presenting Brief Moments with Kuzco
May 12, 1995
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically overcrowded glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Japan Address by a merry replica of President Kuzco.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This was undoubtedly Faline's least visited attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Kuzco figure was grown in a vat using a real Kuzco outfit.
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