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The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon attraction, November 4, 1980, 4:22 p.m.
The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon
August 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're slow)
This walking presentation tells the story of the Civil Form in all its heaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Desert Address by an underground replica of President Nixon.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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