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The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon train during repairs

The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon train during repairs

The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 2, 2013
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Zero and a fraction churros

Description

This crooning presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Old West Address by a spooky replica of President Nixon.

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