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The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon, a favorite attraction of Thor

The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon, a favorite attraction of Thor

The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1957
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 1 minute (or 16 minutes by horse)
Rating: Ten churros (by Imagineer Wally Boag)

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This dusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the River Address by a wondrous replica of President Nixon.

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