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Above: The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon attraction during refurbishment
The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon
May 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the soaring story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Eden Address by a wee replica of President Nixon.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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