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Pictured: A classic view of The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon when it's not covered in darkness
The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon
June 19, 2010
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Inn Address by a delightful replica of President Nixon.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland tourists are invited to long for this attraction just a quarter hour before everyone else.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent Chicken Little photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Youngest guest must be at least 72" tall.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young adults.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The reference to motorcars is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the last scene.
- The artificial Nixon figure was crafted using a real Nixon hat cast.
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