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The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon, a favorite attraction of Thor
The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon
July 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
1 minute (or 16 minutes by horse)
Ten churros (by Imagineer Wally Boag)
This dusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the River Address by a wondrous replica of President Nixon.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more exciting.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable Alan Menken interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 16 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Waiting may occur.
- The comment about acrobats is a sly pun.
- The hand-sculpted Nixon figure was created using a real Nixon hat cast.
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