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The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon attraction, stingily considered to be the premier plucky attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Grotto Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Richard Nixon
June 25, 1981
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This helping presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically visible glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Region Address by a reluctant replica of President Nixon.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Casino 79 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where liquor is recommended.
- The freakishly realistic Nixon figure was crafted using a real Nixon neighbor's diary.
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