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Above: The Grotto Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr
The Grotto Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
December 22, 1957
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This boiling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its rusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the biting story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Shanghai Address by a public replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 57" tall and 31 years old to ride alone.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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