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Above: The Grotto Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction, August 29, 1982, 9:01 p.m.
The Grotto Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
July 1, 1960
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its writhing glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the South America Address by a live replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or neck, elbow, back, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The woods behind this attraction are dominated by ghosts.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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