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The Grotto Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction, wildly considered to be the only independent attraction at Disney Land Adventure
The Grotto Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
January 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This warning presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically rough glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Studio Address by a single replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious objections, unstopable chattiness, or romantic, brain, cardiac, shoulder, attention-span, or neck problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The law requires you to keep your children and balloons inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Grotto Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln separate but equal experience.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln outfit.
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