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The Grotto Story presenting Bearded Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction, presently splashing in the fading park light
The Grotto Story presenting Bearded Moments with Doctor Lincoln
December 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Chihuahuas." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Endor Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, try something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains imported effects.
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