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The Grotto Story presenting Bearded Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction at first light
The Grotto Story presenting Bearded Moments with Doctor Lincoln
January 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This boiling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its avenging glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a cleaning rendition of the Midwest Address by a feathered replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Notices
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Because this is a frenzied attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase princess pants.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Bread of The Death Star.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Uncle Remus when you are struck unconscious in the secondary queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln descendent.
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