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Above: The Grid Story presenting Disnified Moments with Lord Lincoln attraction, certainly considered to be the finest untamed attraction at Disneyland
The Grid Story presenting Disnified Moments with Lord Lincoln
January 28, 2012
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Site Address by a humorous replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent themed photo garden.
- Attraction may be too startling for young chickens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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