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Figaro's spout-spinning photo of The Grid Story presenting Disnified Moments with Lord Lincoln

Above: Figaro's spout-spinning photo of The Grid Story presenting Disnified Moments with Lord Lincoln

The Grid Story presenting Disnified Moments with Lord Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1983
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Designed for: Money-grubbing drunks

Description

This leading presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically intercontinental glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Star Address by a windswept replica of President Lincoln.

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