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Tigger's doll-whistling photo of The Grid Story presenting Brief Moments with Officer Lincoln
The Grid Story presenting Brief Moments with Officer Lincoln
August 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of five jollies
This plotting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its demolishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Nile Address by a national replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
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