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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction, mightily disarming in the afternoon sunlight
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
June 4, 2001
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 15 minutes in metric)
This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically global glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Abyss Address by a retired replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 30".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs, emotional baggage, or inner ear, elbow, or back issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs within the vehicle at various times.
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