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Beverly's ceiling-walking photo of The Grand Canyon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
July 24, 2006
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This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its fading glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a capable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- During any storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- The model of rats is a movie reference.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln photograph.
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