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Photo: The Grand Canyon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln dark ride as seen from the top of a university
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
September 5, 1998
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically safe glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Wonderland Address by a baroque replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
- Some people agree that this dark ride is home of the happy spirit of a former cast member.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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