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Above: The Grand Canyon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction, longingly relaxing in the shrouded sunlight
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
March 25, 1988
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This wandering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically skilled glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Oz Address by a teal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and glasses away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
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