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At right: The Grand Canyon Story presenting Neat Moments with Darlene Gillespie attraction, fabulously stealing in the fading candlelight
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Neat Moments with Darlene Gillespie
July 8, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
This crying presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically safe glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a solar replica of President Gillespie.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters might make silly comments to you.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Attraction may be too startling for retirees.
- Yawning may occur.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from classic literature.
- The hand-sculpted Gillespie figure was fashioned using a real Gillespie description from his autobiography.
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