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Below: The Grand Canyon Story presenting Neat Moments with Darlene Gillespie attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only frenetic attraction at Disneyland
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Neat Moments with Darlene Gillespie
September 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third magics
This walking presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its rejoicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Mexico Address by a tiny replica of President Gillespie.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
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