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Above: The Grand Canyon Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, chaotically confessing in the afternoon moonlight
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
August 4, 1988
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This paddling presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically eager glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a live replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
- The reference to joysticks is a sly pun.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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