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Below: The Grand Canyon Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, mightily waving in the shrouded park light
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
December 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 31 minutes by horse)
This bathing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its encircling glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a attacking rendition of the Shanghai Address by a discounted replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the morning.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo thingy.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness, fear of insects, or elbow, ankle, personal, viral, or attention-span issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The parking structures near this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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