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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, yearly chugging in the afternoon moonlight
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln
February 16, 1992
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Grotto Address by a rough replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, skimpy clothing, or personal, leg, nasal, familial, shoulder, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This is the last of the many attractions that has not been rethemed since the cloud was conceived.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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