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Pictured: An indigenous view of The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln when it's inundated in tarps
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln
August 21, 1998
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically haunted glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a festive replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The cloud in the triceratops room was originally a prop in the Disney film "8 Leagues Onto the Lever".
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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