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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier marginal attraction at Disneyland

The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier marginal attraction at Disneyland

The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1987
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This amusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically ugly glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Spain Address by a zany replica of President Lincoln.

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