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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction at park closing

The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction at park closing

The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1978
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

This tripping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically particular glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Backstage Address by a mousey replica of President Lincoln.

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