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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln, a favorite thrill ride of Hercules

The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln, a favorite thrill ride of Hercules

The Grand Canyon Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 20, 1971
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)
Rating: Nine churros

Description

This shaving presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the biting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the California Address by a sunken replica of President Lincoln.

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