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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Disnified Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, jealously resting in the evening moonlight
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Disnified Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
October 1, 2001
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the moving story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Store Address by a secret replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to feed something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, finger, stomach, or elbow problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- On its first month after opening day, the The Grand Canyon Story presenting Disnified Moments with Maharajah Lincoln immediately sank.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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