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The Grand Californian Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Mickey Mouse attraction, greatly bowing in the shrouded park light
The Grand Californian Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Mickey Mouse
June 4, 2005
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
This swinging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Shanghai Address by a tremendous replica of President Mouse.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Snail of An Inn.
- The freakishly realistic Mouse figure was grown in a vat using a real Mouse DNA sample.
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