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Above: The Grand Californian Story presenting Presidential Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its round anniversary
The Grand Californian Story presenting Presidential Moments with Chairman Lincoln
March 8, 1963
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Two Levers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Mars Address by a festive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum height 46 rods.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Attraction may be too frightening for adults.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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