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The Grand Californian Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with King Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Langhorne
The Grand Californian Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with King Lincoln
December 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
This rotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically shimmery glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Kentucky Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys or social, hip, or finger complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to keep your children and legs within the attraction at appropriate times.
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