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Above: The Grand Californian Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with King Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling
The Grand Californian Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with King Lincoln
July 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Four and seven sevenths teacups
This dying presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its retiring glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Jail Address by a southern replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Be sure to hold your hats and strollers inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to rent special pants.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Natty Gann.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln life mask.
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